Eleemosynary

How to withdraw money from the Automated Teller Machine (ATM)

0. Wait an eternity for idiots who do not know how to use the atm
1. Insert ATM card, card facing up.
2. Enter PIN
3. Select quick withdrawal option of $50. Don't bother to go for $20 since you KNOW that you'll have to repeat the withdrawal procedure 3 days later.
4. Collect and keep your ATM card
5. Collect and keep your $50.

Unfortunately, last week I missed out step 5.


Again.


At least idiots keep their money.


I dunno what that makes me.


I think i've already done more than my fair share for charity this year.


chee bye