I'm an amphibian

You know you're an amphibian when you can..

1. See with clarity in the water

2. Stay submerged in water for hours

3. Blow bubbles through your nose and mouth simultaneously

4. Spend half the effort and swim twice as fast

5. Look up at bikini babes from below without getting slapped


You know you're not really an amphibian when..

1. Your mask fogs up and you go oh wtf!

2. You get sunburnt and you go oh wtf!

3. Your air tank runs out and you go oh wtf!

4. Your back and legs ache after half a day and you go oh wtf!

5. You realise bikini babes dun stay forever in the pool to get gawked at and you go OH WTF man!

And that's it for the theory and pool lessons. Pulau Dayang on next Fri.

Hey fishy fishy..