Thursday, July 20, 2006

Recent Reads

Motherless Brooklyn - Jonathan Letham

A man working for a shady detective agency in Brooklyn turns detective himself, seeking to untwine a ruthless crime and exact revenge for his murdered mentor/employer/____ (someone who gives verbal insults, whatever he's called. abuser?).

That's the simplest and an utterly unconvincing introduction that one can start off with to throw off the unsuspecting book browser. But that's not how this book won over numerous critics and awards.

The plot runs around characters with character; sprouting jokes with baffling punchlines that perhaps reeks of shady New York. Lionel Essrog has Tourette's Syndrome, sparking off in him uncontrollable shouting tics and a tendency to count things, any thing. That prolly upped the excitement a little. Brings to mind whiffs of the Belgian film, The Alzheimer Case; another imperfect detective.

In fact I feel like I can identify with the Tourette's sufferer on a personal level, our minds or body somehow flawed. That's why I like the book so. And of course, the author, Jonathan Letham, is tops. Humour within brilliance, I like.

The title reads: Recent Reads. Plural. Another book to go. But I suck at writing book reviews so much I'll just write this in brief for my own good memories' sake.

The Plot Against America - Philip Roth

Alternative history. Didn't realise that till I was 3/4 throught the book whereby I thought Charles A Lindberg was american resident for real. And part autobiographical, though how alternate it is from his real life, I have no idea.

Jewish kid growing up in american jewish family in a town largely made up of jews. Hitler and nazis started jewish holocaust in germany and eastern europe. WWII starts. american jews started fearing for their lives after F. D. Roosevelt got ousted by pro-nazi Lindbergh during the elections. book documents their lives for the many years to come till it was all over.

From here i learnt about the often misunderstood and sometimes mysterious Jews. In the past when I wonder if being Jewish is a race or religion, I now know that it is a bit of both, with no clear distinction, depending on tradition and personal beliefs. And the holocuast, aviation history, fascism, socialism, democracy and so on. I feel smarter after reading this book.

I thought I'm done, but from here, I suddenly remembered about another book that I've read before this.

War Thrash - Ha Jin

Compelling read. Communism vs Socialism. China vs China. Korea vs Korea. America vs Russia. something like that. Insight to some colorful and bloody part of china's history. Mao Zedong. Deng Xiaoping. Chiang Kai-shek. Taiwan. socialism. communism. democracy. egalitarism. nationalism. cultural revolution. red booklet. lotsa shit that I never really understand previously and even now.

It was this book that lead me to picking up The Plot Against American when i chanced upon it on the shelf. And which also revived my memories of Hou Hsiao-Hsien's 1980 film, City of Sadness. Excellent film starring a very very young Tony Leung still with chubby face. Set during the period when China's nationalist troops under Chiang Kai-shek took over Taiwan, the Island of Freedom. hope i got that right. wrote a review for this before but never got around to finishing it. this will suffice.

And so you see, it's all linked. From Charles Lindbergh to Hitler to Mussolini to Mao Zedong to Che Guevera to Tony Leung.

What a small world.

the great conspiracy against john doe

Final Year Project sucks. CeMNet sucks. My project sucks. My supervisor's instructions sucks. My computer sucks. Microsoft sucks. visual studio .net sucks. Work sucks. And some other stuff sucks too.

Everything seems to be going wrong now. It's bad.

i need to write.

Friday, July 14, 2006

tough shit

I feel like i'm in a state where i'm about to turn into a fool again. or have i already been one.

feel like i've let down and hurt more people than i ever should.

i've also been hurt more than i think is my fair share. once is more than enough, surely?

maybe this is karma.

but no, for that would betray my agnostic beliefs.

so to put it in a different light, this is all just tough shit that happens.

life can be full of shit, if you dun do it right.

i know, for shit just happened to me today.

banged my head very loud and clearly against a big piece of glass that's even cleaner and clearer, beside the escalator.

it was a very very clear piece of glass. so transparent, you won't know it's there till you bang your head against it.

free stand-up comedy that's actually funnie.

i was actually woozie from the head-on collision, but i heard that it's funnie, coz my frens shouted and laughed with undisguised and unashamed joy without a fraction of guilt.

so did a million other Marina Square shoppers and diners who were there at their stage-side seats.

karma i tell you, agnostic or not. shit will happen to them too,

one day.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Middle of the night

Sometimes I feel the need to blog, but what about?

It's time in the middle of the night, when quietness encompasses, or noises from night dwellers that sound like part of the silence, not belonging to you. Or the creak of the swivelling fan, on its 9457th rotation since two days ago.

Out of the window where dark clouds loom in reddish horizons, you feel small and insignificant, a speck of the world. Who will remember you?

The life of the future flashes past. The end of the paper chase, the start of the rat race, assemble a family, then bade farewell to all and life.

Will there be someone to hold you at the window sill at 3am of a wednesday night when moonlight fails and stars don't shine to mask the shadows of this silent world?

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Plaza Singapura.

I went to Plaza Singapure 3 times in the last 4 days. I don't work there. I caught 3 movies. With 3 different girls. I ate Hearty Italian 2 times. I carried a 16kg chair from carrefour to home. Via the train. To NE14 Hougang. I also met Alex. He told me, "Come behind, i'm waiting". I'm straight.

thank you

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Sunday

I limp every Monday. But this morning, it rained.

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

6 min to world cup

Sentence Completion - borrowed from edna's blog.
i shall aim to finish it in 5 min time.

My ex is someone ... who survived cancer

Maybe I should ... stop this nonsense at once

I love ... soccer.

I don't understand ... maths.

I lose ... hair and leg hair every day

People say ... too much that means too little.

Love is ... something that you consume and which gives u a tummy upset sometimes.

Somewhere, someone ... is dying at this very moment.

"i will always love you" ... is not to be taken for real when said under the age of 23 and when under the influence of alcohol.

Forever ... ended yesterday

I never want ... to have another regret

I think the current US President ... has a lying face.

When I wake up in the morning ... I hit snooze.

My past ... has been a remarkable adventure of nothingness

I get annoyed ... by people who rush in when train doors open

Parties are for ... people who dun watch soccer on a saturday night

My dog is ... my future best friend

My cat ... no. i like dogs.

Kisses are the best ... when you know you'll be giving the same kisses 50 years down the road.

Tomorrow ... is wednesday

I really want ... to travel around the world

I have low tolerance for people ... who has bad breath and generally smells bad.


I exceed the time limit by 8 minutes. i'm no good at this.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Making Tea

Now, how on earth did I cut my finger while making tea?

And I survived diving.

Friday, May 26, 2006

Pulau Dayang Once More..

Off to diving.. hope i get a manta ray.

Thursday, May 25, 2006

John Doe in Nicaragua

I've posted my Johe Doe in Nicaragua question in my blog before, though I strangely can't find it in the archives quite some time later. So anyway, I posted the similar question again in Yahoo Answer, and I wonder what kinda answers i'll get.

You tell me..
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Christians told me, you either go to heaven or to hell. They also say, if you don't believe in god, you dun go to heaven, even if u do a u-turn at pearly gates.

consider this scenario:

"John Doe is borned in Nicaragua. He lived and died there and all his life he led a simple farmer life and didn't commit much sins. He is a good man without religious beliefs. There are no religion in Nicaragua. No christians have ever been there, hence there's no way that he can believe in something or someone that he never ever know exist.

He died and this st peters at pearly gates said John Doe didn't believe in this god who owned heaven. Hence John Doe didn't go to heaven, so he prolly went to hell.

There are 5 million John Does in Nicaragua. All went to hell thereafter."

is that right?

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

A test of faith

Today is a sad day.

Today I made a withdrawal of $50 from the ATM. I then kept the card and walked off without taking the money.

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Horrific Soccer Injury

Horrific Soccer Injury: The Evils of Name-branding.

29th April 2006, England's star striker Wayne Rooney broke his foot 6 weeks before the world cup. Many put the blame on the new Nike boots he was wearing.




7th May 2006, local soccer sensation Tohle suffered an injury of a similar magnitude. Experts question the use of the Nike soccer ball.


Observe the seams of the ball carefully. Notice the intricate pattern.


The injury: spot anything strikingly similar?


The full extent of the penetrating blow.

The scrupulous things that a company will do to establish its brand-name. Had the ball spinned a couple inches more to the left, what would have been left behind on the arm will be a large nike tick of approval instead of the innocent looking seams.

Nike sucks.

On a sidenote, I got hit by the ball following a thunderous shot from Malau. This is not an act of defensive bravery. This is the unfortunate result of failing to get away from the ball in time. Even professional soccer players know better.

Friday, May 05, 2006

To Kill A Mockingbird

Remember when you were young, and human.

Harper Lee's To Kill a Mockingbird, to say the least, is a wonderful read. A view of humanity through innocent eyes, seeing not, the artificial barrier of class and discrimination. She wrote with simple words on issues that transcended through time, almost a century on now, and yet still relevant.

Relevant like clothes that we wear. Saw my fren in his t-shirt of the punk-music-label Atticus, and below it, a picture of a bird lying down, feet up. Certainly looks like the Atticus from To Kill a Mockingbird to me. I wonder how many punks wearing those shirts knows the underlying significance of what they wore.

Saturday, April 22, 2006

Fwahhh

Was sitting in my room. Turned my head and saw a nice gradient of orangey-pink. Photographer instinct in me made me walk to the door. And then.. Fwaaahhh Lan Ehhhhh

Saw the biggest/widest/longest huge ass rainbow i've ever seen in my life. 2 rainbows in fact, with another smaller one beside the huge ass rainbow.

It means that i'm gonna pass all my exams and get 2 As.

Dashed into the room to grab the camera, but it faded too fast into the setting sky. I looked down and across at people at the pavement and in the opposite block, and all seemed oblivious to the wonderful sight above.

I feel sorry for them.

Friday, April 14, 2006

American Coffee

During my army days, my platoon was once stationed at the Sembawang Wharves which has an American supermarket stocked with imports.

On a particular day, some of us went in to get drinks. One of my hokkien peng friend then bought a curvacious-looking bottle with the word 'coffee' on the label.

A while later, after taking a few sips, he showed it to us and said that his coffee seemed to have gone bad.

It turned out to be liquid Coffee-Mate.

Monday, April 03, 2006

666, mark of the beast.

As extracted from The Straight Dope.. full article here

"Bottom line: the number 666 has become associated with Satan in western culture, and appears that way in literature and film. Often this is explicit, in films like The Omen, but sometimes it's more subtle. According to Wikipedia:

In Clockwork Orange, two police officers are numbers 665 and 667.

In Pulp Fiction, the briefcase is opened by the code 666.

The opening of Andrew Lloyd Weber's musical Phantom of the Opera is an auction, where lot 666 is the famous chandelier.

And, of course, there was that joke list making the e-mail rounds a while back that included:

666 = number of the beast
665 = older brother of the beast
660 = approximate number of the beast
66600 = zip code of the beast
1/666 = common denominator of the beast
665.95 = retail price of the beast

and so forth.

SDSTAFF TUBADIVA ADDS

I am happy to tell you there's more:

660 = Approximate number of the Beast
DCLXVI = Roman numeral of the Beast
666.0000 = Number of the High Precision Beast
0.666 = Number of the Millibeast
/ 666 = Beast Common Denominator
(-666) ^ (1/2) = Imaginary number of the Beast
6.66 e3 = Floating point Beast
1010011010 = Binary of the Beast
6, uh . . . what was that number again? = Number of the Blonde Beast
1-666 = Area code of the Beast
00666 = Zip code of the Beast
666mph = The speed limit of the Beast
$665.95 = Retail price of the Beast
$699.25 = Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax
$769.95 = Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul
$656.66 = Walmart price of the Beast
$646.66 = Next week's Walmart price of the Beast
Phillips 666 = Gasoline of the Beast
Route 666 = Way of the Beast
666 F = Oven temperature for roast Beast
666k = Retirement plan of the Beast
666 mg = Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast
6.66 % = 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.
$666/hr = Beast's lawyer's billing rate
Lotus 6-6-6 = Spreadsheet of the Beast
Word 6.66 = Word Processor of the Beast
i66686 = CPU of the Beast
665.9997856 = The Number of the Beast on a Pentium
666i = BMW of the Beast
DSM-666 (revised) = Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast
1232 Octal, Apt. 29A = Beast's hexed address
668 = Next-door neighbor of the Beast
333 = The semi-Christ "

I love Straight Dope.

Sunday, April 02, 2006

Song Brothers

The customer service at the widely known electronic devices shop, Song Brothers, in particular the branch at Sim Lim Square, is something to talk about.

It is a national disgrace.

Saturday, April 01, 2006

some memories

Some memories are best left forgotten
Stripped of feelings and aromas
Left with faces and a time from your life
Carefully packed into a locked closet

Monday, March 27, 2006

autumn - yet

it's time at night that i hear
the sounds in day unclear
i see my thoughts and heart
circle my mind in strange depart

the time is march and autumn bows
to scattered brown leaves, so freshly downed
the yesterdays that were not too far
lingers on, the winds of the season past

Sunday, March 26, 2006

truth

You know something?


We're gonna die one day.